Monthly Archives: March 2009

The Fred Synk Melanoma Execution; Detroit Worshipers Condemn Funeral: HIS CARCASS NOT FIT FOR EARTH

According to sources with the Detroit Yakub Muslims, fifty three year old Fred Synk had been admonished about his blasphemous bike-a-thons, triathlons & other outdoor activities geared toward raising funds for so called melanoma research. “Let our community be not … Continue reading

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Jergens Blasphemy: "Who Need's the Sun?" Natural Glow Condemned

Nation of Light minister Malachi Nigaros issued a second condemnation of the Jergens company and its “blasphemous” line of skin products. “You can only have a natural glow by having natural love. “Whites have failed to present all the other … Continue reading

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Lucifer's Ultraviolet Light H20 Trials: Prosperity in Subjects w/Eumelanin

Lucifer Black’s controversial Ultraviolet Light H20 has “surpassed” expectations in benefits in its final round of pre market trials, says a company spokesman and is set to be in stores by Summer. “We saw tremendous benefits in all aspects of … Continue reading

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Anderson Cooper's Melanoma Watch: Signs of New Growth Already Visible

According to Yakub Muslims who work close to popular CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, the skin on his face is now showing signs of a new “growth” that could leave his face permanently disfigured.

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Bishop Frederick Campbell Squamous Attack; Pope Joseph Ratzinger Next?

Columbus Bishop Frederick Campbell will have his left leg amputated below the knee Monday because of skin cancer, according to a letter released by the Catholic Diocese today. Doctors have diagnosed squamous cell carcinoma in Campbell, 65. He also has … Continue reading

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Pretty Prom: Your Skin Is (Not) Pretty; "Blasphemous Book , Copies Will Burn"

“Your skin is not pretty sayeth the Sun of God. Because of thy continued evil, it is an abomination before me. Cursed ye are when are indoors & cursed ye are when ye are out. There is no refuge  for … Continue reading

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Blasphemous Coolibar "Sun Protective" Products Condemned by Yakub Islam

The Nation of Light, an order within the Nation of Yakub Islam commissioned to review melanoma foundations, fund raisers, events for whites who have received melanoma executions and books published by whites on the topics of “skin cancer,” melanoma and … Continue reading

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