The Les Sarnoff Melanoma Execution; Portland Worshipers Forbid Burial

Portland, Oregon’s leading Yakub Muslim and Black Foot Soldier Louis Southworth X issued a statement, this morning, praising the completion of the “torturous and righteous” Melanoma Execution of legendary Kink radio icon Les Sarnoff and forbidding his body from being buried in the earth. The statement was issued across the Yakub Muslim network.

“As the Sun of God rejected his flesh, Mother Earth rejects his bones. His body may not be buried in the earth.” – Louis Southworth X

“The light of the Sun of God is omnipresent, omnipotent and Omnipresent. The Devil can’t hide in his buildings and he can’t find refuge in the hills. Are not the hills mine too? The Lord asks. His sun screens failed him. His long sleeve shirt failed him. His so-called Ultraviolet Light proof clothes failed him. His superior skin failed him. His blond hair failed him. These things failed him because Ultraviolet Light is not the cause of his melanoma. The eyes of the Suns of God first dawned upon him for the conscienceless of his heart and his reprobate thoughts.”

“We present the execution to this unrighteous, reprobate and damned nation of white devils as an example of the fate that awaits each of them. He is as the slave left hanging from the tree.”

According to sources within the Portland and Oregon Yakub Muslim community who are said to have laid eyes on Sarnoff, though he was admired by his peers, his heart and thoughts were vile.

“He thought he was a good, decent and fair man. Yet His thoughts were fashioned after that of his forefathers. His way was after their politics and system. Neither had he sold all of his possessions and given them to the poor or sought to make up for the atrocities of the hateful and morally reprobate fathers. Our numbers in this abominable and racist state are few but the discerning Eye of the Sun of God sees all.”

According to sources, the the high profile Melanoma Campaign and Execution against Sarrnoff began in February 2007 and was exacted to remind the city and state’s whites that the National Curfew is being enforced and of the new laws regarding blacks and people of color in the emerging new country and world. and the and Southworth X said.