Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin; “This is just a guy who only met me for 1 hour & knows nothing about me or my skin I have the best skin, my skin is yuge & beautiful.” ROTFLMBAO!

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President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical.  “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell tfab-tr5mpaaacarcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have advised him to make sure he uses sunscreen whenever he is outside and to refrain from using tanning beds everyday as is his current practice.”

Trump reportedly denied the doctors diagnosis, saying that his skin is fine and he knows better than the doctor. “This is just some guy who only met me for an hour and knows nothing about me or my skin,” said Trump. “I have the best skin, my skin is yuge and beautiful.” Trump is now in the process of selecting a new White House physician as he promptly fired Dr. Stephens after getting the diagnosis.

“Mr. Trump is going to look at a long list of doctors we have prepared for him and interview each one,” said Trump adviser Steve Bannon. “I have reached out to several prominent anti-science osteopaths and chiropractors like Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, Dr. Joe Mercola, Dr. Josh Axe and others. They are all very excited about the opportunity.”

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